Staff

Patronus: Tasselled wobbegong
Favorite color: That tickles
Favorite food: Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Super power: Rock-hard refusal to acquiesce to “reality”
Bucket list item: Life is a bucket & I love checking off everything on this list

Patronus: Beaver
Favorite food: Gummy bears
Favorite color: Blue
Super power: Resourcefulness
Bucket list item: Be able to do a handstand

Patronus: I don’t know if I would call them my patronus, exactly, but I certainly identify with the pug lifestyle (eating, sleeping, and generally lolling about)
Favorite color: Anything shiny
Favorite food: Edible
Super power: Sleeping through earthquakes
Bucket list item: Winning the lottery (hard to do when I don’t play in the first place, but I live in hope)

Bio coming soon!

Patronus: Butterfly
Favorite color: Sapphire blue
Favorite food: Veggie quesadillas
Super power: Public speaking
Bucket list item: Iguazu Falls!!

Patronus: Hedgehog
Favorite color: Green
Favorite food: Korean
Super power: Organizing big events
Bucket list item: Play a superhero in a Marvel movie

Patronus: Honey Badger
Favorite color: Moss green
Favorite food: Falafel wraps
Super power: Cake decorating
Bucket list item: Learn to play the guitar

Patronus: A crayon box, one of the large ones, but when you open it, it is filled with dozens of Sharpie markers. The really good ones, and all sizes, including Ultra-this… Did this have to be an animal? Ok, a porcupine that has sharpies instead of spines!
Favorite color: Green
Favorite food: Good food
Super power: Making to-do lists
Bucket list item: Actually completing all my to-do lists

Patronus: Niffler
Favorite color: Green
Favorite food: Pasta (with cheese on top of course)!
Super power: Physic abilities or mind reading, I spend most of my time saying ‘I knew that was going happen’ or predicting the ending of films.
Bucket list item: I was born in Windhoek, Namibia but my parents moved back to the UK when I was 3. So I would love to go back and visit one day!

Patronus: Mine is sea turtles, turtles and frogs in general. Also anoles!
Favorite color: Depends on my mood. Sometimes it’s definitely orange. Other times it’s blue. Then there are the times I’m sure it’s yellow.
Favorite food: Finally an easy one! Sushi! Pizza! Wait, definitely sushi. But also definitely pizza.
Super power: Calming others. I can bring people down and get them to consider the other side.
Bucket list item: My top two are to see the Northern/Southern Lights & backpack the Appalachian Trail.

Patronus: Stoat
Favorite color: Red
Favorite food: Italian
Super power: Accounting/Explaining numbers in a way that they actually make sense
Bucket list item: Ride a motorcycle around Scotland

Patronus: Louise Belcher
Favorite color: Every color of the rainbow and every color beyond
Favorite food: Fruity Pebbles and chili. Not together though. I don’t even want to think of that concoction!
Super power: Sarcasm
Bucket list item: To sleep under the Northern Lights

Patronus: Beaver
Favorite food: Gummy bears
Favorite color: Blue
Super power: Resourcefulness
Bucket list item: Be able to do a handstand

Bio coming soon!

Patronus: Barn Owl
Favourite color: Red
Favorite food: Maple syrup
Super power: Loving every single dog in the world.
Bucket list item: To design the brand identity for a craft beer company.

Patronus: Dolphin
Favorite color: Deep, vibrant teal… the kind that makes you want to jump in and float around for a while.
Favorite food: Jewish deli sandwiches. So tasty.
Super power: Parallel parking. I was born with this power, although it didn’t manifest until I started to drive. Now you know. Also, I’m pretty good at relating with people; it’s interesting to see the world from different points of view.
Bucket list item: Learn American Sign Language, and explore as much of the world as I can with my awesome husband.

Patronus: Lion (but I really feel like my true patronus would be Beyoncé)
Favorite color: Blue
Favorite food: Pizza! (such a cliché for an Italian, right?)
Super power: Caring for people
Bucket list item: Moving to Canada

Patronus: Piglet
Favorite color: Purple
Favorite food: Beet juice … is that a food? No? Ok, Indian cuisine.
Super power: I can make a mess no matter where I am and what I am doing. Salad in a salad bowl you say? Nonsense! Just check the floor right under where I was cutting veggies. In a room by myself with nothing else … just look for the tumbleweed of hair. Messes out of thin air. It’s downright eerie if you ask me.
Bucket list item: One day I’d like to be able to afford my own teleporter. The upgraded model. It’s embarrassing to always have to ask the neighbors to use theirs.

Patronus: Octopus
Favorite color: Blue-green, like the sea
Favorite food: Ah come on, you can’t make me pick just one! Right now I’m missing Mexican food so I guess I’ll go with that.
Super power: Living in different countries and adapting to different cultures
Bucket list item: To travel all over Latin America

Patronus: Sloth
Favorite color: Green
Favorite food: Mashed potatoes
Super power: Sleeping in strange places
Bucket list item: Lounge in a hammock, covered in puppies